Saturday, May 8, 2010

RuthlessBurgher


So even someone who doesn't follow sports, or celebrity gossip, can't avoid the radio chatter about certain cultural sensations -- and when a punchline slaps a cartoonist like a locker room throw-down -- well, that's when magic happens.

What cartoonist can resist the Ben Roethlisberger fiasco? After all, I still regret passing on Big Ben's helmet-less traffic blitz, when my wife guessed my first thought: "Darwinism at work. Oh, he's gonna pull through? Darwinism at leisure, then."

What's this have to do with Control+Alt+Deplete, you ask?

Illusions of anonymity, security and privacy are all dispelled when reality crashes into our digital metaphor. Viruses, fisching, Trojan Horses: these used to be references to the physical world.

Similarly, all those weirdos creeping the streets are creeping the Internet too -- and though we should know better, whether at the sports bar or the toolbar, we let down our guard for a familiar avatar.

Thank goodness for the Block-this-Freakazoid feature.

Friday, May 7, 2010

You Lose Snooze, You Lose


Like I said, sometimes you give up on sleep. But then again, other times, sleep gives up on you.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Time Clock Block


Despite being a vehicle for us busy workaholics and freelancers and parents to stay in touch with friends as we hurtle headlong through our hectic lives, social networking sure requires a lot of that free time we don't have -- once again, we cash in our only reserve: sleep.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Tridentity Theft


Are you as freaked out by identity theft as I am? If you are, this phobia kept you from reconnecting with your long lost college pals. Thanks to Tam and Tony Schiffbauer who held my hands so I could dip my toe in before taking the plunge. Marco! Seriously, Marco, are you on FB yet? I haven't talked to you in ages.

Resistance is Puerile

If you're like me, you feared the Facebook phenomenon at first. After all, you just recovered from that YouTube coma! After oodles of invitations from family and friends, you eventually gave in -- then you wondered what took you so long. So who needs sleep, I can finally chat with my globetrotting cousins again!